This story reminds me of an incident in which we had to fill out an army-wide survey about sexual harassment

The first time, we filled it out honestly

About a week later all the women in the unit got called during lunch break for an assembly…
The Sergeant Major screamed at us as we sat there, hungry, for about 30 minutes. It seems we'd filled the forms out wrong. Many of us were clearly lying to make the unit look bad

Then he gave us the survey to fill out again

Seems there was no sexual harassment problem after all
And that's how the 508th STB, 4BCT, 82nd Airborne Division solved their sexual harassment problem overnight

Same shit everywhere

Never trust an in-house survey

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