Holmes: So we agree, my dear doctor, that the world must know nothing of the events aboard the Matilda Briggs at this time.
Watson: Yes. Quite. This is why I wrote the paper and told them that you said the world is not ready to hear about the giant rat of Sumatra.
Holmes: WTF.
Watson: Yes. Quite. This is why I wrote the paper and told them that you said the world is not ready to hear about the giant rat of Sumatra.
Holmes: WTF.
Sometimes I see there's a reply that I can't see, so I open a tweet of mine up in an incognito window to see what the person I muted was saying, and every single time I do that, I immediately think, "Oh, that's why." and am annoyed with myself for having gone around the mute.
I swear that I, the person making the giant rat of Sumatra reference, understand Watsonian canon meta. You don't actually have to fact check the joke I made about Watson spreading Holmes's private business.
In fact, you don't have to fact check any jokes. Jokes are not facts.
In fact, you don't have to fact check any jokes. Jokes are not facts.
I wound be way less snippy on here if I remembered to turn off replies on jokes. Twitter really needs to give us a default reply filter setting we can change. I would prefer to have to decide to turn replies *on*.
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