एक कोविड पेशेंट की कहानी.....
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1. जब तक कोविड नहीं हुआ- टीका नहीं लगवाया, दिन भर यहां वहां घूमा, कोविड तो है ही नहीं, सरकार और पूंजिपतियों का षड़यंत्र है, रिश्तेदारों में गए, शादी विवाह निपटाया....
2. एक दिन बुखार महसूस हुआ- वायरल है यार, कोविड-वोविड कुछ नहीं, एक पैरासिटामोल ले लेता हूं। 3. बुखार के दूसरे दिन- मेडिकल स्टोर से एंटिबायोटिक्स ले लेता हूं, करोना टेस्ट की जरूरत नहीं है, जबरदस्ती पाज़ीटिव बता देंगे।
4. बुखार के तीसरे दिन- बुखार नहीं उतर रहा तो सीटी स्कैन करा लेता हूं, आरटी- पीसीआर की रिपोर्ट तो चार दिन बाद आएगी ( सीटी का स्कोर पहले दो तीन दिन में 3-4 ही रहता है तो निश्चिंत हो गया कि मैं स्वस्थ हूं)
5. बुखार के चौथे दिन- आज भी बुखार है, चलो ब्लड टेस्ट करा लेता हूं ( ब्लड टेस्ट में क्रास रिएक्शन की वजह से फाल्स टायफाइड पाज़िटिव दिखता है ये इसे नहीं मालूम) ओ तेरी..., ये तो टायफाइड हो गया है।
6.बुखार के पांचवें दिन- अब टायफाइड का पता चल ही गया है तो मेडिकल स्टोर से एंटिबायोटिक्स ले लेता हूं, जबरन डाक्टर दो-चार सौ ले लेगा।
7. बुखार के छठवें दिन- एंटिबायोटिक्स चल रही हैं, पर कमजोरी बहुत लग रही है।
8. बुखार के सातवें दिन- डाक्टर मित्र को फोन करके पूछा तो उसने कहा आरटीपीसीआर करवाओ, वहां पहुंचे तो बड़ी भीड़ थी बड़ी मुश्किल से टेस्ट हुआ, अब रिपोर्ट तीन दिन में आएगी।
9.बुखार के आठवें दिन- अब तो उठने बैठने में सांस फूलने लगी, आक्सीजन लेवल चैक करवाया तो 85 निकला डाक्टर ने फौरन भर्ती हो कर आक्सीजन लगवाने को कहा।
10. अब ना कहीं बेड मिल पा रहा और ना आक्सीजन ( सरकार को गरियाना शुरू, साला कोई व्यवस्था नहीं, कोई सुनवाई नहीं) जैसे तैसे बेड और आक्सीजन की व्यवस्था ई 11. कोई राहत नहीं (अस्पताल को गरियाना शुरू) आक्सीजन और कम हो गई।
12. आज डाक्टर ने कहा वेंटिलेटर लगाना पड़ेगा (डाक्टर को गरियाना शुरू) साले लूटते हैं।
13.कहानी खत्म...!! (परिजनों का अस्पताल में हंगामा, पत्रकारों को मसाला, डैड बाडी घर ले जाने दो, खोल कर दिखाओ)
14. इसी कोविड साइकिल का अगला मरीज लाईन में है....!!!
भाईयो, बुखार आते ही क्वालिफाइड डाक्टर से मिलें, उटपटांग सलाह और मनमर्जी से निर्णय नहीं लें, और जांच जरूर करवाएं। धन्यवाद
आपका शुभचिंतक
An excellent, thought provoking thread by @anexcommie . I can't just even imagine what an anarchy coupled with nightmares would have prevailed in these 6 years but for NaMo. Honestly the "cattle class" would have been very happy with few crumbs thrown at them.
We have seen in Delhi and now repeated in TN. Constructive criticism is absolutely fine but mindless criticism is not. Few things that I would love to see:
a. Show about 20% of the fascist that he is supposed to be. Enforce some elements of Danda Raj.
b. Drop the liabilities in his cabinet. We all know who they are.
c. Don't hesitate to impose President's rule.
d. Make it clear that #HinduLivesMatter. Take an open stance against the conversion mafia.
@ChouhanShivraj Today I went for Vaccination #2 at Nagar Nigam Center. I must say it was badly coordinated and unnecessary waiting time. A person has to go to 4 counters - one for token, one for name registration and another for verification prior to injection.
At step # 3, even before the vaccination is given, am provided the certificate of vaccination. Is it correct? I could have walked out without taking the vaccine.
Though there were only about 50 people present, but very few people were present to manage and coordinate with the result that there was absolutely no Social Distancing.
A MAN went to a Doctor suffering from a severe headache for years on end.
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is it will require removing your testicles"
“You have a rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Joe was shocked but he knew he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, and he truly believed he could make a new life.
He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, “That’s what I need ... a new suit.”
To those who think that in 2021 India is witnessing its biggest crisis in the opinion of dangerous fools like @ShekharGupta - India has seen far too many crisis in her history from time immemorial. Do you think the repeated attack by Ghazni, Aurangazen at that time, was any less?
A country that has witnessed the biggest forced religion based partition and migration because of 2 fellows or womanizers (?) who favored one religion more than the other. India was able to absorb the new migrants - though it took time.
The great famine induced by that criminal Churchill. So many people died in West Bengal due to diversion of food. We built Satellites that were sent to the launch pad on a bicycle.
Covid Statewise Vaccination an analysis by % of the population that got the 1st vaccination. The table has data for 2nd vaccination but the focus is on 1st vaccination. These are just my observations.
Data is arranged by the number of 1st vaccinations. In my view, obviously higher the % of vaccinations, the safer is the population. Where the % of population vaccinated for the 1st time is less than 6% need to pay attention. UP, Meghalaya, Manipur need to ramp up quickly.
Why is Bihar lagging so behind - in terms of % of its population having been vaccinated and also absolute number of 1st dose. Intriguing and something not matching up?? Dunno.
A well meaning, as always, thread by @GunduHuDuGa. My thought: I classify Indians as RIs, RNIs, NRIs and NRIs broadly. HIs - Resident Indians, Resident Non Indians, Non Resident Indians and Not Required Indians.
No one questions or cribs about the personal choices made by individuals on migrating for better opportunities. They moved not because they were anti-India but because of lack of opportunities in India (the early migrants from '60s and '70s especially). Let me amplify.
The RNIs and the Not required variety are the problem - who have problems (much of it deliberate), in comprehending and then giving the stiff upper lip to India - "Oh my God, Indians don't have traffic sense" varieties to "I have spent US $7000/- for an air-ticket types