the next group to target is not the over-discussed vaccine-hesitant but the under-discussed “I’m not at risk and I’ll just wait until I don’t have to go out of my way in the slightest to get one” group. time to set up kiosks on sidewalks and give out gift cards to passers by
you don’t work an objective from hardest-to-achieve to easiest-to-achieve. the next easy win is just making it literal zero-effort to people who just don’t want to deal with appointments or lines or anything that takes more than an extra three minutes
cut the meat off the bone where it’s easiest, then deal with the PR hell of unwinding tens of millions of self-appointed medical experts schooled on a steady diet of digital malpractice
it is so silly to me to take up all the bandwidth with discussions on how to convince MAGAmommy2A4EVR who spends her days drinking essential oils and whale piss to get a shot when there’s a huge swath of people who are totally cool with it but just hate the added complexity

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