Under #PresidentBiden, jobless claims are COLLAPSING! Americans are WORKING AGAIN, they're getting POWERFUL VACCINES and the country is OPENING UP!! Biden is STRONGLY leading America out of the economic COLLAPSE and is MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!! #maba #jobs #jerbs ⭐️⭐️⭐️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
"A strong man, powerful man, this is a big guy, very rough, ok? Very rough guy, he comes up to me and says 'Sir, I don't think the jobless claims will go down, sir.' And I looked him in the eye and I said 'it will.' And now look at it it is powerfully down."
"And now the claims are down, I mean way down, wow they've never been more down before they're saying the down is unprecedented. And this man, a strong guy okay? He comes up to me, tears streaming down his face, and he says, 'Thank you sir, we got our country back, sir.' True."
"The economy is hot, ok? Molten hot. Its melting unemployment. Theyre saying they never saw unemployment melt like this before. It's just so hot. With heat. With job heat. It's huge. Your 401k is powerful. Your bank account is powerful. People have almost too much money now, OK?"

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