2022: In a bid to show how much his party has changed, Labour leader, Keir Starmer, calls for national service to be brought back.
Thrashed at the local elections, he says "the voters don't trust us yet. I take full responsibility but it's all Corbyn's fault.
Thrashed at the local elections, he says "the voters don't trust us yet. I take full responsibility but it's all Corbyn's fault.
2024: In a bid to show how much her party has changed, Labour leader, Yvette Cooper, backs Tory plans to bring back the death penalty.
Thrashed at the general election, she says "the voters don't trust us yet. I take full responsibility but it's all Corbyn's fault".
Thrashed at the general election, she says "the voters don't trust us yet. I take full responsibility but it's all Corbyn's fault".
2029: In a bid to show how much her party has changed, Labour leader, Rachel Reeves, supports Tory plans to privatise the NHS and demands that the welfare state is scrapped.
Thrashed at the general election, she says "the voters don't trust us yet. It's all Corbyn's fault".
Thrashed at the general election, she says "the voters don't trust us yet. It's all Corbyn's fault".
2034: With large parts of Britain underwater due to rampaging climate catastrophe, Labour leader, Wes Streeting, wants to show how much the party has changed.
He demands that fossil fuels are brought back and windfarms scrapped.
Labour fall to 4th place at the general election
He demands that fossil fuels are brought back and windfarms scrapped.
Labour fall to 4th place at the general election
Ageing political commentators, David Aaronovitch, Dan Hodges and Nick Cohen, all pin the blame on this disaster squarely where it belongs.
On Jeremy Corbyn, of course.
On Jeremy Corbyn, of course.
2036: Despite the Labour membership now being in three figures, Lord Mandelson says that the party is clearly on the right track.
2040: Labour ceases to exist and is renamed 'Britain First'. Its new leader, Genghis Khan, is confident that the turning point has been reached.
2040: Labour ceases to exist and is renamed 'Britain First'. Its new leader, Genghis Khan, is confident that the turning point has been reached.
But he warns assembled journalists that the new party has a mountain to climb. And it's all Corbyn's fault.
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