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8 May, 19 tweets, 5 min read
AMA about the comic strip Garfield, which I do not write or draw.
6. Tuesday (6 days until another Monday)
5. Fridays (he’s in love)
4. Wednesday (silent ‘n’ makes him think of silencing Nermal.)
3. Saturday (hey it’s the weekend)
2. Sunday (Monday is tomorrow — ack!)
1. Thursday (poor man’s Monday)
Bologna was already taken.
You’ve already said far too much. But Arbuckle = R-buckle. Buckle my ... shoe. All shoe emojis point to the left if you look at them in a mirror.

Write out the alphabet. What number is left of R?

Jon Qbuckle.
Sheeeeeit. He’d murder FIVE lasagna.
He was on a sefood diet.
Manicotti.
I dunno, why abu dhabi with you?
I think so. Go ask him.
It seems unlikely. Heathcliff seems like the brain.
Jon would get impaled on Dilbert’s flyaway tie.
To demonstrate that he is immortal, convincing Odie to love him and despair.
Who’s Odie?
Garfield doesn’t wait for death.
Mozzarella
Noodle
Fondant
Pixie Sticks
Noodle
Cement
Peanut brittle
14” ricotta
Noodle
Graham cracker
Remember, he’s not MYbuckle, he’s not YOURbuckle.

He’s Arbuckle.
Garfield Minus Garfield is the greatest achievement of human artistic expression to date.
He was just sick of living a lie, man.

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8 May
We all know they’ll justify it with whatever reason is most convenient in the moment. If the next moment requires a justification that contradicts the earlier one, they’ll use it without qualm or hesitation.

Hypocrisy is virtue to fascists.
For Republicans the answer to the question “did Trump abuse his power?” isn’t “yes” or “no,” but “who gives a shit?”

It’s a philosophy reducible to a belief you should never be compelled to give a shit about anything. Any reason to not give a shit is as good as any other.
For Republicans or any other kind of fascist, it's always about securing the privilege and the power to answer any question of need or responsibility, or any moral duty, with "who gives a shit?"

The virtue of hypocrisy is, you don't even have to give a shit about your beliefs.
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6 May
Liz Cheney is an interesting case. A Republican who actually has a line she won't cross, but it's one that's nightmarishly beyond every other moral event horizon. So much grotesquerie on the side of the line she accepted.

She simply thought her evil party less evil than it is.
The Muslim ban? Acceptable.
Authoritarian president? Acceptable.
White supremacist agenda? Acceptable.
Genocidal Covid policy? Acceptable.

Trying to murder Congress, to overturn Democracy and install a despot? Cheney, and only a couple others, find that unacceptable.
It's hard not to notice that Cheney is only drawing the line at the moment when her life specifically was in danger—which it was.

Hard not to assume she's acting in self-preservation.

But notable to see the rest of her tribe is so captured by fascism they can't even do that.
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5 May
The Matrix
What Women Want
You’ve Got Mail
Life Is Beautiful
Saint Elmo’s Fire
The fact that everyone inside the matrix is established as a real person but our heroes are instructed that they have to treat all of them as disposable cannon fodder because they aren’t an awakened one like them is something I can’t get over.
I get that it is a trans allegory made by trans women, but I think it missed the mark badly. Its appropriation by noxious people who put it toward solipsistic ends feels inevitable to me.
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5 May
Still thoroughly baffled by stories premised on the assumption that there is a “normal” we can return to, and the assumption that—following this year-long revelation of how predatory that “normal” truly is—a return to it would even be desirable if it were possible.
Still thoroughly baffled by stories that take as moralistic posturing a desire to move forward into a less predatory “normal,” rather than retreat back to a “normal” that let a half million die, by protecting profit and convenience over life.
Still thoroughly baffled by by stories predicated on the notion that a pandemic that isn’t remotely over is over, particularly when one of the reasons it isn’t over is because of people’s apparently indestructible urge to pretend it’s over.
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2 May
What Republicans think doesn’t matter.
Here's what I mean. The story isn't what Republicans believe. The story is that Republicans are not participating in reality.

Their beliefs are dangerous—but their beliefs don't matter. The beliefs of Republicans mustn't be considered as we make policy. They must be ignored.
There is a dominant cultural narrative that the only way we can survive this moment is by coming together with Republicans. That's dangerously incorrect.

The only way to survive is by addressing reality, which means ignoring the beliefs of people who have rejected reality.
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1 May
Saw a clip of Trump blathering to strangers at his gross resort for rich Christian fascists, and it really brought home what hostages we all were to the mundane grotesque whims of this dull-minded pathetic bully.
Conservatives need to understand that on top of everything else Trump manifestly is—fascist, racist, sexist, ignorant, cruel, foolish, crude, narcissistic, evil, greedy, genocidal—he is also deeply, deeply, pathetic.

And you all voted for him. Your gross pig king. We see you.
I don't forgive people for voting for Trump and I probably never will. There's no excuse for it. I don't seek common ground, I don't seek understanding, I don't like them and I don't want to be liked by them. I think they're garbage and I think deep down they know it.
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