Sitting here watching BehindEnemyLines livestream from inside a parking garage acting like he's under siege with Black Rebel and Haley Adams

OMG they're calling 911
"Antifa have blocked our car in and we're being held hostage," BehindEnemyLines tells 911 oh my god

"It feels like we are sitting prey"

The operator tells them it might be a little while because of the demonstration
The 911 operator recommends they leave their car and leave on foot. "This is an emergency!"

"They have us surrounded and they have weapons"

The operator asks them where they are, then says he'll let the police know
The 911 operator won't promise that the police are coming

Oh my GOD Haley Adams is pretending to have a panic attack but they hang up on her

"Do you need to say that I got hurt? Punch me or something!"
"Maybe I'll just let them fucking shoot me," Adams says, I cannot believe they're livestreaming themselves talking about lying to the police

Oh, and the police just showed up. That's like, a 30 second response time. Incredible
They aren't getting out of their vehicle for some reason. I can hear someone banging on a dumpster and shouting. The police are just sorta standing around

God this is dumb
Trying to figure out if I care enough about this LARP shit to keep watching
The police say they're going to get BEL and friends out of there. This is all very dramatic
The police tell BEL and friends to get back in the car and follow them out. Let's see how this turns out

"It's sad that you've gotta dramatize the 911 call to get them to respond"

They're laughing about lying to the police, it's FANTASTIC
OK looks like they're out of the parking garage, neat. I don't even hear shouting at the car. Haley tells someone on the phone to go to Reggie's...then realizes BEL was livestreaming
LMAO Black Rebel is bragging about having 1000 rounds of something who fucking cares

Then BEL cut off the livestream which seems sensible since they're talking about lying to the police and shooting people, anyway that's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back have a nice day
(I was watching on my phone and did not record it but I'm guessing @BehindEnemaLies grabbed it, inshallah)

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The linked video did not disappoint

This masterpiece opens with what must surely be a deliberate parody of bad country music. I cannot overstate how bad it is
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It's so many people. Check out the whole thread if you haven't
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b) help us get to herd immunity

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The first time, we filled it out honestly

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Same shit everywhere

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