Sitting here watching BehindEnemyLines livestream from inside a parking garage acting like he's under siege with Black Rebel and Haley Adams
OMG they're calling 911
"Antifa have blocked our car in and we're being held hostage," BehindEnemyLines tells 911 oh my god
"It feels like we are sitting prey"
The operator tells them it might be a little while because of the demonstration
The 911 operator recommends they leave their car and leave on foot. "This is an emergency!"
"They have us surrounded and they have weapons"
The operator asks them where they are, then says he'll let the police know
The 911 operator won't promise that the police are coming
Oh my GOD Haley Adams is pretending to have a panic attack but they hang up on her
"Do you need to say that I got hurt? Punch me or something!"
"Maybe I'll just let them fucking shoot me," Adams says, I cannot believe they're livestreaming themselves talking about lying to the police
Oh, and the police just showed up. That's like, a 30 second response time. Incredible
They aren't getting out of their vehicle for some reason. I can hear someone banging on a dumpster and shouting. The police are just sorta standing around
God this is dumb
Trying to figure out if I care enough about this LARP shit to keep watching
The police say they're going to get BEL and friends out of there. This is all very dramatic
The police tell BEL and friends to get back in the car and follow them out. Let's see how this turns out
"It's sad that you've gotta dramatize the 911 call to get them to respond"
They're laughing about lying to the police, it's FANTASTIC
OK looks like they're out of the parking garage, neat. I don't even hear shouting at the car. Haley tells someone on the phone to go to Reggie's...then realizes BEL was livestreaming
LMAO Black Rebel is bragging about having 1000 rounds of something who fucking cares
Then BEL cut off the livestream which seems sensible since they're talking about lying to the police and shooting people, anyway that's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back have a nice day
(I was watching on my phone and did not record it but I'm guessing @BehindEnemaLies grabbed it, inshallah)
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Imagine my excitement when I woke up this morning to an email with the subject line "Why Trump Isn't On Gab," from Gab
The linked video did not disappoint
This masterpiece opens with what must surely be a deliberate parody of bad country music. I cannot overstate how bad it is
Andrew Torba, CEO of Gab and casting reject for Farmer's Only ads, informs the camera that Facebook's oversight board decided to uphold Trump's posting ban. This, Torba remarks, is unsurprising, since they're all filthy, filthy leftists
A banner in the corner of the Gab video informs the audience that 18 of 20 Facebook oversight board members have ties to George Soros
That's right, 30 seconds in and we're already to the antisemitism and strap the fuck in because things do NOT improve as we go on
Who the fuck are these people who are allowing their deep fear of, worst case, feeling slightly shitty for 2 days stop them from getting a vaccine that could
a) save their literal life and
b) help us get to herd immunity
What is your life, seriously, how do you function
It's reminding me of people who thought COVID tests were awful, calm down it's uncomfortable for 5 seconds and then over
What is your sheltered life that the mere thought of physical discomfort becomes worthy of comment, never mind the driver of action
I am not talking about people who for medical reasons CANNOT get the vaccine, because those people exist and obviously that's very different
I am talking about adult human beings who are afraid of body aches and a sore arm
Candace Owens is dropping a Donald Trump interview this evening and is promoting it heavily and not saying what time it drops
It's not on the website either
I understand that this is the least awful thing about Owens but I'm still floored at how BAD they are at this
People sometimes say leftist press are grifters but I assure you if I wanted literal truckloads of cash for very little effort this is not the side I'd be on
Omfg FINALLY
"In the latest episode of “Candace,” which airs on Tuesday May 4 at 9 p.m. EST exclusively for Daily Wire members..."
God damn it i am not becoming a daily wire member for this (probably)
The Sergeant Major screamed at us as we sat there, hungry, for about 30 minutes. It seems we'd filled the forms out wrong. Many of us were clearly lying to make the unit look bad
Then he gave us the survey to fill out again
Seems there was no sexual harassment problem after all
And that's how the 508th STB, 4BCT, 82nd Airborne Division solved their sexual harassment problem overnight