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12 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read

just the shittiest people

https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/1392271243626287104

why not stay and listen and then rebut her statements and stand up for what you think she is bullshitting u about

hiding in the fuckin cloakroom really shows how fuckin pathetic this entire party is

“We are a big tent party...We represent Americans of all backgrounds. ... And unlike the left, we embrace free thought and debate.”

he whispered... cowering in the cloakroom hands over his ears

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1391875701465358342

a voice vote
behind closed doors

https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1392470103409758213

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darth™

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11 May

your phone answering machines had little magnetic tape cassettes in them that u had to fast forward and rewind to hear phone calls u missed
i am serious
there were little cassettes inside

https://twitter.com/BigJacks/status/1391814262813827073

and the biggest fear u had coming home was seeing that fuckin answering machine light blinking which meant some body called u

and left a message

getting rid of a home phone line was liberating not because u had a cell phone now but because u could get rid of the answering machine

darth™

@darth

10 May

why not build 500 one million dollar boats jeff

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1391540386007560195

how does this work exactly
jeff gets on his private helicopter
flies to the support yacht helipad
jumps out of the support yacht
swims to his 500 million boat

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1391542350174900230

is there a support dinghy that takes jeff from the support yacht to the 500 million dollar boat

darth™

@darth

10 May

"cancel culture"

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1391765065179746306

no one is blaming the fuckin horse, bob

i mean what kind of utter asshole thinks the horse is the problem

https://twitter.com/EricColumbus/status/1391774239905169413

darth™

@darth

6 May

"where are the pineapples"

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1390387153109241875

"dove sono gli ananas"

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1390387153109241875

do i put too much faith in google translate at times

perhaps

darth™

@darth

6 May

whomst amongst us

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1389961466531418114

i ordered eight pounds of carrots instead of eight carrots once i am not going to judge here

listen i am not whining even tho the order form dropdown menu defaults to pounds but u can change it to pieces but if you change the number it changes back to the default pounds but it is all in the past now i have moved on

darth™

@darth

5 May

go get your vaccine at CVS u can just walk in i am serious

https://twitter.com/LiamWBZ/status/1389954841586323459

getting your vaccine card stamped at CVS

is this a common thing because it really should be a common thing

https://twitter.com/TishWroteThis/status/1389963958472388610

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