(No sh*t Codie)
- There are more complex modeling techniques than patagonia vests on Sandhill Rd
- but on your first deal, save some headache...
Small businesses are worth 2-3x their profits on average. Period.
3) Use Milestones & Earnouts
When negotiating, you have two big levers: Price & Terms
Our saying is you can have your price my terms, or my price and your terms. I tend to prefer my terms and their price
EX: Protect the downside AND only pay the price if milestones are hit
4) Don't Build A Business When You Can Buy It
Not buying a business is the single biggest mistake I made.
Most people really just want revenue and financial freedom in their careers.
They don't want 80 hour weeks & world-changing ideas
BUY, don't build
It boils down to efficient use of capital:
Hire 2 employees, spend $20k on a startup OR use that capital to acquire a relevant business and close with a couple $100k day one.
5) Don't Buy Too Small of a Business (Buy a Job)
Strive for at least $100k/ yr in profit. Why? So you can hire a decent operator
If you want to buy a job, those deals are EVERYWHERE.
What takes more looking is one you can buy with an operator and get cashflow without YOUR time...
Holy grail. But there are. a lot more than u think.
If you leave with one thing today I hope it is this:
No such thing as a free lunch.
It's hard, things get ugly, parts don't work, employees don't show up.
But it is possible.
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Well, except I think the SBA loan programs are pretty d*mn close.
A thread on OPM from the good ole' US government:
SBA loans... a quickie 😜
- Can get loans up to 90% of your qualifying biz purchase price
- Govt backs a portion of your loan
- Max usually $5M
- Loots of new benefits during Covid to read up on
They're basically copies of what big PE firms do with their partner lending firms.
I beseech thee... if you learn one thing, learn to structure deals.
Nothing else has made me more $
WARNING: This is technical - but I'm not here to entertain you, I'm here to mutually grow.
Let's go to school eh?
EVERYONE IS OBSESSED W/ The VALUE of a Business.
OMG - how much did @TheHustle or @MorningBrew sell for?
I guarantee that # is less interesting than the terms.
Devil is always in the deal details.
Know how to work the details, you'll own the deal.
Remember this:
Every deal has two aspects Price & Terms.
My saying, "You can have your price and my terms, or my price and your terms... but you can't have both.
My boring businesses make 10x+ more than my angel investments.
😶 None of this "It's like Uber for X" nonsense.
⌛No waiting 10 years to MAYBE become @Jason w/ 8 fig exits
🔥 No seeing all ur $ burn on next BIG thing
💰Payouts day 1 for private deals
What if we create a fund/syndicate... to invest in cash-flowing boring businesses.
Ya, I'm going to do that.
It's basically PE. But usually, PE is for people who look like this...
Instead, it's for us.
I'm working on a syndicate, or rolling fund (structuring 1st deal so we'll see).
It will be focused on CASHFLOW. Not binary potential upside.
Who the F am I & lessons from running 3 funds w/ $1Billion+ in AUM:
1) If you want:
- ideas on boring $ businesses
- roadmaps for investing unconventionally
- pushback on idiocy
We might be buds, a 🧵:
2) I sit on the board of a $200M Cannabis fund & am a partner (EEC)
- Done 67 deals to date
- Truth: cannabis is HARD. Not a fast way to make $. Need great operators and lots of oversight. We do deals $10-50M+ in ARR.
Lesson: They really do let anyone get featured 😂
3) On the board of a $6.5B+ HF (I'll keep 'em private bc ya know WallStBets)
- These guys are so smart it's painful
- Why I don't play public markets... if I have to compete vs them, no shot
Lesson: Don't play other people's games