Dear Mr Prime Minister,

In addition to our 9 suggestions some of which we have flip flopped over in the past few days & others that are completely unrelated to Covid but dear to our survival -
we have an additional 5 points that we urge you to seriously consider.
Stop Beti Bachao Beti Padhao.
We do not want to deal with an literate populace - it is a threat to our way of governance.
Stop Swacch Bharat campaigns.
It is contrary to the Idea of India.
Why do you think we did nothing about open defecations for 70 yrs ?
Repeal CAA.
How do you expect people to carry their Kaagaz ?
Will you be providing free satchels & bags ?
Bring back Art 370.
We miss stone pelting ...& the keys to the vaults of J&K Bank.
Make us members of PM Cares.
We look back teary eyed at those days of ‘Resource Management’ .....
Mumbai is not big enough for the 3 of us 😢
Sincerely yours,

1.Those Who’ve Made A Mess of The States They Govern But Always Free With Advice.
2. Those Who Are Waiting To Make A Mess.

Even we don’t know who the last two signatories are.

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