im dying
en route to run: this is silly. i am very fat ugly and stupid and this is gonna feel like shit
1st 3m: i feel like shit
5m later: ok this is not *all* horrible
5m later: groovin........
last 3m: nope im dying. im dead
my compression socks: absurd throughout
m meaning minute not mile
anyway i have still run 15 times since april 3 and that feels like a very modest win and im gonna keep going til im fat, strong and ready to beast mode

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