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WHOA, I NEVER MEANT TO BRAG

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BUT I GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM, NOW

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WOAH, IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO BRAG

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TO STEAL IT ALL AWAY FROM YOU, NOW

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BUT GOD, DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD

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CAUSE I GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM NOW

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AND IF YOU COULD, THEN YOU KNOW YOU WOULD

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CAUSE GOD IT JUST FEELS SO...

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IT JUST FEELS SO SOOOO GOOOOD

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