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19 May, 9 tweets, 3 min read

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WHOA, I NEVER MEANT TO BRAG

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BUT I GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM, NOW

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WOAH, IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO BRAG

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TO STEAL IT ALL AWAY FROM YOU, NOW

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BUT GOD, DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD

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CAUSE I GOT HIM WHERE I WANT HIM NOW

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AND IF YOU COULD, THEN YOU KNOW YOU WOULD

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CAUSE GOD IT JUST FEELS SO...

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IT JUST FEELS SO SOOOO GOOOOD

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Hey.

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HEY.

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Until two days ago.

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Two days ago, I was subjected to a joke I did not seecom9ng.

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You GUYS!

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And it’s got some of the COOLEST STUFF!

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Legal note, all these games today were given to me, I didn’t pay for them, nor am I paid for commenting on them. All opinions are my own. I have not played most of these yet so I would love to hear from those who have! I do this for the love of games, hooray!

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