Thread by @husbandlwj

i wanna play too! 👀

1. a canon-divergence fic where there's no sunshot campaign and lwj goes to lotus pier to spend a few months eating lotus seed, going on night hunts with jc and wwx and cooking with jyl who notices his infatuation for wwx and decides to help except wwx sees his best friend and +

his sister spending time together and thinks "oh, lan zhan is trying to court shijie..." conflicted between being happy his favorite people have found someone worthy of their love and feeling weird about it. meanwhile lwj struggles to find the perfect lotus bouquet.

2. a xicheng post-first siege fic where lxc's smile looks slightly strained, the light in his eyes dimmed at jgy's wedding to the point that a-ling worries about it and approaches him with a fussing jiujiu coming right behind. somehow, they manage to cheer zewu-jun up and a +

strange friendship is born where jc recognizes his own loneliness in lxc's sadness and ends up inviting him to a few playdates with a-ling, not knowing his dear nephew is playing matchmaker as his new shushu and his jiujiu get closer and closer to leaving the past behind.

3. a bingqiu fic where sqq manages to find a glitch in the system that allows him to maximize his points before the abyss and doesn't push lbh when the time comes, hiding his secret from the rest of the peak. in turn his favorite disciple grows up as a strong handsome young man +

and stays by his side, waiting for the right moment to ask for what his heart has been earning for since he was but a teenager.

"shizun, I don't want to be your disciple anymore. i want to be your husband, marry me."

4. a zhuiyi fic where everyone assumes they're together given how close they act but that's never really bothered them until wwx marries lwj and addresses their behavior. genuinely shocked when it turns out he isn't right about it, wwx decides to at least give them a little push.

5. a zhenling thread where they meet as kids and oyzz becomes jl's first and only friend, teaching him about kindness, righteousness and smiling in a way that resembles a blurry memory of jls mother until they become sect leaders and their feelings get a little harder to ignore.

6. cw// nsfw, somnophilia

🔞 a bingqiu fic where lbh comes home one day to find his husband sleeping on the bathtub and, remembering sqq's words the last time they had papapa, decides to take this chance to wake up his husband in the most pleasurable way.

7. cw// nsfw

🔞 a xicheng post-canon fic where the tension between them has been off the charts since lxc has come out of seclusion until one night, after a banquet at a sect meeting jc asks lxc to follow him back to his room, strips for him and says, "what do you want from me?"

8. cw// nsfw

🔞 a modern wangxian thread where they meet at a club and fall in lust instantly and wwx fucks lwj behind the place but what was supposed to be a one-night stand goes on until a month later, they're both in love but not dating yet and neither knows how to get there.

9. cw// a/b/o, mpreg

a wangxian post-canon au where alpha wwx and omega lwj are happily married but wwx has yet to find common ground with lqr until, one day, omega lwj gets pregnant and they must join forces to protect their precious babies and pamper the hell out of lan zhan.

Y'ALL HOW MANY IDEAS DO YOU THINK I HAVE LMAO *scrolls through my secret notes for stuff i have never talked about before*

10. uhhh so i haven't thought about it properly but a wangxian au based on cardcaptor sakura with lwj as li syaoran, wwx as kinomoto sakura and nhs as tomoyo. rivals to lovers, fluff, lwj is bad at feelings and wwx is oblivious but they'll get there. maybe a drabble? idk

11. a bingqiu au where shen yuan reads about the perks of demon possession on weibo and decides he deserves a break after so much stress and therefore, he's willing to be possessed by a demon except he summons lbh instead, a succubus who wants his body in a /different/ way.

12. modern mdzs au where jyl and lwj become the bestest of friends after wangxian get married and when his sister-in-law confides in him about her desire for a good relationship between her brother and husband, lwj takes it upon himself to (secretly) make her wish come true.

13. modern wangxian au where they're detectives that accidentally become partners in a case to expose pres. jin guangyao for his heinous crimes after lil apple is kidnapped by su she. hating each other's guts, they did not expect they'd have to pretend to be a couple to solve it.

14. modern wangxian thread where wwx asks his roommate lwj to hook up with him, proposing a one-night stand as a joke but wwx didn't think he'd accept nor did he expect a confession.

"i can't have you for a night and not want all the mornings and subsequent evenings, wei ying."

15. well, i only talked about it once i think? but a zhenling/zhuiyi fic where jl asks jingyi for advice on how to woo zizhen and jingyi, being himself, tells him: "okay, so basically you just act very stupid around them."

OMG Y'ALL ARE IMPOSSIBLE

16. i named this "trash" on my drafts but a wangxian modern au where they're secret fwb and go to a party together. after a heated hookup they sneak into wwx's house late at night and accidentally walk inside the wrong bedroom, breaking /jc's/ bed with their enthusiasm.