>A salonnière invented the friend zone.
>TFW
Unlike the Disney version, de Villeneuve's original novel ALSO has the enchantress who cursed the Beast be a romantic reject instead of an I'll-treated guest. So I guess the moral here really is that of 18C French high society: fuck everything no matter how questionable.
Although I suppose it does speak to Madame de Villeneuve's talent that, like Hans Christian Anderson, her invented fairy tale was such a perfect duplicate of folk tales that you'd never know where it came from unless you were told.

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