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25 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Um... did anybody else realize this happened? I didn't until now.
think about it. Masculine and feminine foods. This totally happened.
"Don't be a soy boy!"
"Want to be a real man? Eat this 3 patty an bacon burger"
"Salad? Na, I pee standing up."
"Girlie pastry"

This totally happened
Me: *feeling compelled to do a cooking video*

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11 Jan
I'm extremely detached from deaths in conflict. I don't normally have an emotional reaction.

Just watched the footage of an unconscious man beat to death at the Capitol. One of the implements was a pole with an American flag on it.
I can't tell you how many times a contractor or consultant headed overseas is told by somebody like those in the crowd what "they" (meaning foreigners) would do if they caught an American. As if Americans somehow were different.
The greatest evils in the world are always committed not by people as thinking individuals, but by groups of tool using primates tricked, indoctrinated, and pitted against each other by some idiotic power structure.
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25 Dec 20
Re: Nashville/OKC comparisons

OKC had a lot of technical expertise this doesn't appear to have.

Buildings didn't suffer the same kind of damage because the charge wasn't directed. Appears to have been left to follow the path of least resistance.
This is normally indicative of little or no advanced training or shows intent to impact people rather than structures, assuming it was terrorism.
Given the vehicle used, size, location of detonation, if be surprised if there weren't already suspects or at least really solid leads.
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24 Dec 20
Re: Biden doesn't have the power to just let them out

"I, President Joe Biden, hereby pardon all people accused of unlawful entry who did so for the purposes of seeking asylum from Jan 2016 to the present day."

He literally does have that power.
Executive order (number)

Those seeking asylum shall not be deported until their asylum claim is processed.
Executive order (number)

No asylum claim will be processed until a full review of asylum procedures is conducted.

(Use this time to get fair asylum judges)
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23 Dec 20
The Insurrection Act is for use during.... insurrections. Alternatively, when normal judicial process isn't available. These cases have made it to the Supreme Court. It's available. Aside from that, troops can't interfere with an election: law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18…
It's up to five years for interfering "in any manner" with an election official attempting to perform their duties.
If this was to be done (snatching voting machines), it would have to be done by federal law enforcement... who would need a warrant... which would require probable cause... which would need evidence.
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13 Dec 20
Me watching the @jimmy_dore /@AOC mess....
@professordarwin was just talking about the drama loop and how it only helps the opposition.

In this case, I don't think people are communicating very well.

(Thread)
Should we try to push establishment people to more progressive positions? Absolutely.
Would a M4A vote be cool to see rep's positions? Also yes.
Is it worth expending post-election political capital to see? Depends on whether it can really win.
Can it win? Depends on Georgia.
With the uncertainty, would that political capital be better used elsewhere? Depends on how you look at it. (This is the actual point of contention. Nobody believes AOC suddenly doesn't want M4A.)
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30 Sep 20
Several people asked for videos precovid where I say there's going to be a recession and confirm Biden's claim that manufacturing tanked before covid. Dropping them in the comments.
Mention the manufacturing news. October 2019:

August 2019:

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