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26 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Amazon gonna be throwing new movies over your fence and walking away while your neighbors steal them.
Wait, there may actually be an upside to this.
Imagine the shenanigans that would ensue if Jeff Bezos got his hands on Trump's racist outtakes from "The Apprentice."
Wolfrum is currently screaming into the void, but anyway
I dunno what will happen but that's never stopped me from fcking with all of your heads before

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Sure, Joe Biden has fully vaxxed half of America and has COVID cases on the decline, but when is he gonna get around to fixing the series finale of "Game of Thrones?"
Why hasn't Biden done more to improve Shaq's free throw percentage
What's Biden's plan to address the phenomenon where my little cousin tries to bum five dollars off me and then ghost me as soon as he gets paid
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25 May
Coming up on 24 hours since I've taken the second Moderna shot and so far the only discomfort I've felt is a soreness in my shoulder where they administered the shot.
Well, a bit of an update: I just went to the grocery store and noticed I'm feeling a bit sluggish and lethargic.
Sounds about right.
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If I were to give Biden a bad grade for his COVID response it would be his team's inability to anticipate anti-vaxxers forging vaccine cards even tho they were already passing around fake mask exemptions months before Biden was elected.
I mean, come on. The shit isn't even laminated. washingtonpost.com/health/2021/04…
I'm pleased with everything else Biden/Harris are doing but they gotta clean this vaccine card mess up STAT
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20 Apr
I will never stop laughing at the way Berners were smelling their own piss after Nevada while insisting they had nothing to worry about once the race reached South Carolina. In fact, they were so overconfident that even Bernie farted up that "they can't stop us tweet."
Nevada made Berners think they could play Hispanic voters against Southern Black voters. When journos reminded Bernie surrogates the SC primary was mostly Black and Bernie struggled with Black voters, Berners claimed journos were erasing Bernie's Hispanic support. Whaaaaat?
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30 Mar
Greenwald violated the number one rule of journalism Twitter:

Never send your troll swarms after people The Cool Kids of Journalism actually like.
As long as Greenwald was dogpiling Black women who were up and coming voices on repro health...

Or low follower accounts who set up websites to share their fave Obama pics...

Or women of color who ran the Center For American Progress...

most journos just laughed it off.
The dude ran an entire InfoSec Op against the US while bullying into silence anyone who tried to fact check him or his story and he got a fcking Pulitzer for his efforts.

White Man is a helluva drug.
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