Sure, Joe Biden has fully vaxxed half of America and has COVID cases on the decline, but when is he gonna get around to fixing the series finale of "Game of Thrones?"
Why hasn't Biden done more to improve Shaq's free throw percentage
What's Biden's plan to address the phenomenon where my little cousin tries to bum five dollars off me and then ghost me as soon as he gets paid
Does Joe Biden have a Marshall Plan to stop white people from clapping on the ones and threes?
I'm still waiting for Biden to announce his bold, progressive plan to stop Tom Cruise from having to run in all of his movies. LET'S GET IT CRACKIN', BIDEN
Why won't Biden hold a presser to explain why elbow macaroni never contains actual elbows? Seems like deceptive advertising to me.
If Biden could sign an executive order that makes it illegal for drivers from Indiana to drive slow in the passing lanes, that would be great.
Its shouldn't take Biden more than 100 days to put someone in charge of translating Chuck Grassley's Twitter account, but this is exactly what I expected from the neoliberal establishment candidate.
When's Biden gonna cure my sciatica
Why didn't Biden step in when he realized Obi-Wan had the high ground? Is he secretly a pawn of the Jedi Industrial Complex?
Now that I've gotten all that off my chest, I'm exhausted.
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