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28 May, 5 tweets, 1 min read
Thread : Typical Old world gentle 'Bombay' Parsi Humor ...

Its said that once Russi Mody, of Tatas, was on an official trip to Bombay. Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi needed to visit Bombay House, the Corporate Hq of the Tata Group.

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Russi decided to drive his Mercedes himself as it was a Sunday and there was very little traffic and also it was the chauffeur’s day off.

He was dressed casually in shorts and a T shirt, Knowing that he would take just a few minutes to finish his work in Bombay House ...

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As it was a non-working day in the business district with low traffic, he decided to take a liberty & park his Merc in a no parking zone.
A conscientious tfc cop noticed all this & immediately rushed to Russi just as he was sauntering off towards the Bombay House entrance.
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In a gruff voice the Havaldar asked Russi:

"Kyun bhidu, BAAP KA SADAK samajh kay rakha hai kya?

"Russi very nonchalantly replied:

"Haan kuchh aisa hi hai!

"Then he gently pointed to the metal signage at the Kerbside of the road & asked the cop

"Kya Likha Hai?" ...

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The cop answered:

"Sir HOMY MODY Street ".

A mischievously smiling Russi said:

"Wo mera BAAP hi tha"!! 🙃🙃

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Folks, i share this thread verbatim w/o verification, confident of my unshakeable belief that WAHEGURU ka banda kadi jhoot nahin bolta

Courtesy Lt Gen Narendra Singh former Dy COAS via @reticentsiera

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Thread : Our India
Translated from a WA in Kannada
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Thread : Humor
Grandma in Court!

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In these grim times, a Thread of Humor:

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community.
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