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8 May, 10 tweets, 4 min read
Thread: Tale of Two Cities!
One - MUMBAI; Two - DELHI
Both Govts - Non BJP.
Both grappling Surging Covid Cases.
Attitude of respective CMs
Mumbai - Focus on Defeating Crisis
Delhi - Focus on Attacking Modi
Mumbai NO O² Crisis.
Delhi False O² Crisis.
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Mumbai - State Govt & BBMC had initiated premptive msrs to ensure uninterrupted O² Supply & buiding up Covid Bed Capacities wef Dec 2020.
Delhi - Nothing. Didnt augment infra/O² Supply.
Mumbai: CM coop & collaborated with GOI.
Delhi: @ArvindKejriwal sole focus Self-Mkting!
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Breaking News Raid on @AamAadmiParty @ImranHussaain Farmhouse Huge recoveries hoarded O² & associated eqpt.
Yesterday raid on a person with close links to Kejriwal & AAP yielded similar hoarded Oxy Concs ...

Nothing could be more shameful than these #MerchandisersOfMisery
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Hope The Hon'ble Delhi High Court takes due cognicance of these recoveries & makes a specimen of these #MiseryVultures @ArvindKejriwal ,@AamAadmiParty & this goon @ImranHussaain Who sought to not only profit monetarily on misery but ALSO sow communal discord as explained
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Details of @ImranHussaain black deeds:

आप पार्टी के मंत्री इमरान हुसेन के फार्म हाउस पर छापेमारी, कई टन गेस के 900 से ज्यादा सिलेंडर, 587 ऑक्सीजन कन्सन्ट्रेटर दिल्ली पुलिस ने जब्त किए डीसीपी दक्षिण अतुल ठाकुर ने कहा कि जांच चल रही है
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इस बीच इमरान हुसेन ने कहा कि मुहहमद के शहर से आई ऑक्सीजन हिन्दुओ को ना जाये इसीलिए सऊदिया से आई सारी ऑक्सीजन को फार्म हाउस पर छुपाया था वो केवल मुस्लिमों के लिए ही दी जानी चाहिए थी
क्या जनता के चुने हुए मंत्री का ऐसा बयान सही है ,

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मुहहमद के शहर से आई हुई ऑक्सीजन जो मात्र 80 Mt थी जिस से दिल्ली का एक दिन का भी काम नही चलता उसको भी अल्पसंख्यक आयोग मंत्री ने अपने अपने निजी फार्म हाउस में छुपा लिया
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क्या इसीलिए tv पर प्रधान मंत्री @narendramodi को कोसने वाला @ArvindKejriwal, ऑक्सीजन आडिट की बात पर पलटी मार कर आडिट ना करवाने पर अड़ गए है क्यों कि अब ऐसी चोरी सामने आएगी उसकी ओर उसके मंत्रियो की
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आज तक कि रिपॉर्ट के अनुसार 500 Mt से ज्यादा ऑक्सीजन को जब्त किया गया है और 587 ओक्सिजन कन्सन्ट्रेटर जो 20 हज़ार का था उसको 70 का बेच रहे थे !
मतलब करोड़ो का घोटाला पकड़ा गया और जो पकड़ने से पहले बेच चुके उसका कोई हिसाब नही !!
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क्या यही कारण था कि 50000 टन से ज्यादा ऑक्सीजन केंद्र से मिलने के बावजूद केजरीवाल लगातार tv पर ऑक्सीजन की कमी बताता रहा

इतना कमीनापन कहाँ से आया केजरीवाल और उसके गिरोह में?

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In these grim times, a Thread of Humor:

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sikh community.
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17 Apr
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