Republicans: We should run government like a business.
Me: GREAT, let's borrow a bunch of money to do capital expenditures, just like businesses do!
Republicans: No.
Me: Ahh, you mean let's run the government like a shitty dying sunset business that fires a bunch of workers and pays the money out to shareholders even as it gets competed into oblivion, because it doesn't know how to invest in new technology and grow again.
Republicans: Yes.
Me: ...And while we're at it, you want us to hire a corrupt CEO who embezzles money, bellows at employees, and gropes women...right?
2/First, let's talk about the pandemic -- obviously still the most important problem.
Our vaccination effort started out world-beating. Our rollout was massive and rapid, conquering supply chain issues. And our vaccines work really, really well.