May 9th, 750: after spending the night in Jingle Village, Goku reunites with Bulma in West City, then goes after pirate treasure in the south seas. This leads to a big chase between him and General Blue, which leads to... #HistoryofEver
That’s right, it’s Penguin Village! The setting of everyone’s favorite Akira Toriyama series, Dr. Slump! After the requisite crossover hijinks, Arale sends Blue packing and Goku goes on his merry way before anyone can think too deeply about continuity issues
In his Adventure Special Q&A from the middle of the Piccolo arc, Toriyama answered two questions about Arale, saying she probably wouldn’t appear again (true until the Super anime) and that she’s probably stronger than Goku (by Super they seem about even) kanzenshuu.com/translations/a…
Daizenshuu 4’s map of DB Earth places Penguin Village on an island far east of Kame House. In Slump itself, Penguin Village is on Gengoro Island and is part of Japan (with other countries such as China and America mentioned too), which is naturally a tough fit for DB continuity
The anime paints Goku and Blue’s trip in psychedelic colors, almost to suggest the two are traveling into another dimension, although the Penguin Village police are still well aware of the Red Ribbon Army. Overall, it’s best not to try and rationalize Dr. Slump.
But back to our main story: Goku reaches the holy land of Karin, where he befriends father/son guardian duo Bora and Upa and finally finds the 4-Star Ball (according to Daizenshuu 7 this is the same day as all the General Blue stuff; the manga doesn’t really specify a timeframe).
Fed up with the repeated failure of Red Ribbon personnel (not to mention Gero’s useless androids), Commander Red calls in an independent contractor: Crane Hermit’s younger brother, the former office worker and current assassin Tao Pai Pai. Thankfully he comes cheap this year!
Tao makes short work of Bora and Goku and leaves them both for dead, then rather carelessly takes off with some but not all of Goku’s dragon balls (you really can’t get good help these days). Bora actually is dead, but Goku survived thanks to the 4-Star Ball blocking Tao’s attack
Goku has suffered his first crushing defeat, but luckily he happens to be right smack next to Karin Tower, home of the world’s very best non-fake non-lethal power-up water (or so the legend says). He begins climbing up and up and up...so far up that he makes a night of it.
Bright and early on May 10th, Goku finally reaches the top of the tower, and begins a seemingly endless struggle to defeat a talking cat (this will become the dominant theme of his later years). Can he wrap this up before Tao comes back for the 4-Star Ball?
Tomorrow: Black is the new Red!
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May 12th, Age 750: on his third day atop Karin Tower, Goku finally manages to nab the magic water, learns that the real magic was the skills he built along the way, and heads back down to face Tao again. Things go better this time. #HistoryofEver
Meanwhile, sideways in time, things go even worse for Tao. No matter which universe, the conclusion is clear: Tao will never trouble Goku or his friends or family again!
With Tao now totally and completely dead, Goku charges Red Ribbon HQ. His army in ruins, Red spills the beans about his true motives for going after the dragon balls, which Black fails to appreciate. Elsewhere, Gero does...something, presumably.
May 8th, 750: Goku is looking for the dragon balls (well, one particular dragon ball). So is the Red Ribbon Army. Result: trouble. After taking down Silver Platoon, Goku moves on to Muscle Tower, where he meets Gero’s eighth foray into the field of androidry. #HistoryofEver
Sno’s prayers apparently do the trick, because Goku Prime lucks out of fighting No.8. Over in anniversary movie world though, a young Goku Xeno gets his ass handed to him before 8’s gentle nature kicks in:
Just as Newton and Leibniz are both credited with the invention of calculus, so too are there competing claims over Eighter’s origins:
Age 739 (one of these days I’ll hit the 740s): with the destruction of their adopted home world, the Saiyans of U7 are reduced to a mere handful of survivors: Prince Vegeta IV, Nappa, and Bardock’s two sons, Raditz and Goku (née Kakarot) #HistoryofEver
Age 737: While the lovey pineapple-haired Nappa looks on, young Vegeta plays with his favorite toys, the latest new and improved cultivated men. But where does he get such wonderful toys? #HistoryofEver
Toriyama’s original explanation is that the Saibaimen were created by Saiyan scientists via biotechnology. This comes from one of the memos he provided the anime staff to help with filler, the same source as his Tsufruian designs and other tidbits. kanzenshuu.com/animation-prod…
The Saibaimen’s Daizenshuu 7 bio references Toriyama’s memo on their biotech origins, and also notes that the ones currently in use are enhanced versions from Age 737 (this factoid is mentioned in the timeline too, and comes from the mook’s description in the Bardock special)
Age 734, again: long after subjugating the Saiyans, Cold decides to retire so he can spend more time with his family: his wife (who may not exist), elder son (not canon), younger son (who hates him) and grandson (also not canon). Yes, Cold Castle is a lonely place #HistoryofEver
Speaking of non-canon children: shorty after meeting the new boss (same as the old boss), King Vegeta is appalled to find Broly in the elite capsule chamber. Who let this kid into the main continuity?!
King Vegeta’s concern is that Broly might outstrip his own son, beating him to the punch in the race to become the legendary Super Saiyan. After all, there’s only one of those per millennium. They don’t hand them out in bargain sales!