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3 Jun, 4 tweets, 1 min read
pretty sure I'm banned by all known ilks
I'm not an Ilk, the only club I belong to is the Loyal Order of Moose
The best thing about a Moose Lodge is that you'll never meet anyone there who's on Twitter
Whether you hate me or only mildly despise me, you have to admit my shtick is sui generis

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3 Jun
"received death threats from fellow scientists"?

now THAT'S what I call rejecting a hypothesis
Science is the process of continual testing hypotheses with experiments that carefully control for alternative causal effects, or if that's too hard just shoot the motherfucker who proposed it
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3 Jun
Is there someway to turn off the "What's happening" sidebar? Asking for 500 million friends
I am 100% in favor of the "What's happening" sidebar being replaced with a gif of Rerun doing pop 'n' lock
BTW, I found a very easy way to remove Twitter's "What's Happening" sidebar on my browser via AdBlock. Just install AdBlock, click the AdBlock icon while on Twitter and select "block more items on this page" & follow instructions.
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2 Jun
Expensive perhaps, but does your city have parks and interesting restaurants? Just try to get that in Des Moines
It's like a bizarro world version of Green Acres, people moving from luxury homes in Hooterville to pursue their comical dream of living in a decrepit shack in New York
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An Indy 500 Memorial Day race salute to Eddie Rickenbacker from #DavesCarIDService. He was America's greatest race car driver / war hero, going from a driving in the first Indy 500 in 1911 to becoming America's #1 flying ace in WW1.

L: 1914 Duesenberg-Mason
R: SPAD fighter ImageImage
While Rickenbacker never won the Indy 500, he owned Indy Motor Speedway 1927-45. Did I mention he received 8 Flying Crosses, a Medal of Honor, started the Rickenbacker car co, President of Eastern Airlines, and survived 23 days on a life raft in the Pacific after a plane crash? ImageImage
So, sorry beer commercial guy, that there's the real Most Interesting Man In The World.

Before diving into today's batch of car IDs, another gentle reminder to please follow the guidelines (which many of you continue to flout): Image
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29 May
What is best in life?

Booze, BBQ, & hot rods at the Smoke & Mash fest, Treaty Oak Distillery, Drippin' Sprangs TX ImageImageImageImage
Gotta love old late 60s style dirtbag choppers. This Harley sandwich has a Shovelhead in between two Panheads Image
this survivor Deuce 5 window was *chef's kiss*. ImageImage
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29 May
Congratulations to all the Graduates of 2021 from #DavesCarIDService. Enjoy the road ahead!
*Dustin Hoffman as Benjamin Braddock in "The Graduate" (1968), driving a 1966 Alfa Romeo Spider Mk1, aka Duetto. Sort of the quintessential Joe College car of the late 60s-70s.

Before matriculating to today's IDs, don't forget to study the entry exam: Image
How much more Texan could this be? The answer is none, none more Texan. Cowboy Gramps is showing off his rodeo prize 1955-56 Dodge C1B pickup in this amazing picture; the little script emblem says "Job-Rated" btw.

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