Great excitement here. Found a prom dress for a very tall very skinny girl in the basement. But which boy brought this home? And what happened to the girl?
First boy has disclaimed. Hmmmmmm.
This girl must be 5’8” at least
Second son, who may or may not be, ummm, a ladies man, says he had nothing to do with it.
Plot Twist! Daughter has claimed dress. Daughter is .... not 5’8”.
Daughter is now claiming that a friend bought the dress at a thrift store and gave it to her because it didn’t fit.
She just stuck the dress in the basement for uhhh reasons.
It’s obvious if you think about it.
Well, I’m going to call this one a parenting win. Because I might be getting BS’d from all sides, but at least the kids are sticking together, right?
Anyway, hope that very tall girl got home safe.
Anyway, hope that very tall girl got home safe.
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