In what might be the biggest, hugest, most crazy story ever, financial journalist discovers taxpayers, some of which were highly successful, didn't pay taxes on unrealized gains, per the tax code followed by everyone.
Other journalists agree and are outraged.
Other journalists agree and are outraged.
In other crimes-against-humanity news, millions of ordinary Americans are now declared morally bankrupt and should be cancelled because they failed to pay taxes on rising home values.
Financial journalists everywhere call for a national day of mourning and repentance.
Financial journalists everywhere call for a national day of mourning and repentance.
Said one well known financial journalist, "I haven't seen this level of moral filth since I heard about companies having the freedom to use their free cash flow as they please, including to buy back stock."
Another soon-to-be Pulitzer winner chimed in, "We gotta stop this. Next thing you know, they'll allow for donations and capital expenditures to be tax deductible. Think of all the atrocities if you incentivized people to help others and invest back in the economy. Burn it down."
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