Got assassins creed for my switch bc it was on sale, and as someone who has only ever played Black Flag in this franchise, are all the protagonists… like that…? 😬
Bc ngl every time I’d get backstory on Edward I’d literally want to fling him into the sea
“You should feel bad for me bc my wife left me for being an abusive alcoholic that she had to support, and in response I threw a temper tantrum so powerful I left the HEMISPHERE and am 100% expecting her to fall at my feet gratefully whenever I deign to return, she’s so lucky”
“Oh also I killed a few slave owners when it was to my personal benefit so I should be hailed as an abolitionist hero”
🤢🤢🤢
🤢🤢🤢
It did make it a bit satisfying to lose and watch him get rekt though
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