politics is bad.
here is a live cam of bears.
"lunch"
"have you tried this salmon? i mean have you TRIED it? its delish"
"yeah man but have you ever thought... maybe the fish are catching us?"
when the all-you-can-eat buffet gets delivered to your house
this bear is absolutely incompetent at catching fish. this is me if i were a bear.

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I told him I think this means he’s a serial killer.
I caught him doing it the other day. I had never noticed him doing it before.

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is your neighbor secretly practicing "CRT"? report them to your block commander immediately Image
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that other thread reminds me of a mom story (think ive told it before but theres new people).

so in the 90s my mom bought a CD player when it was a new technology - one of those big ones with i think a 4-disc changer.

well one of the CDs my mom bought was this, from kenny g Image
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one source of music was a tape of jamaican oldies...
and the other was the kenny g cd.

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