Mayochup and Kranch sound like two rookie detectives partnered on the case of lifetime where everything is at stake and hijinks ensue.
https://twitter.com/badanlol/status/1403504356071247879
Mayochup definitely has “chup” on the back of his men’s softball league tshirt.
Friends call him the chupster and don’t understand his unlikely partnership with Kranch, who’s really more of an academic but does what he can to fit in. In truth, although he is poor at softball and rarely receives a return high five, Kranch is glad to have a partner like chup,
who is oblivious to his very obvious schemes.
Thousand island is a strip club where their source, Honey Dijon, a sex worker with a heart of gold, passes them her info in a gravel parking lot out back.
Kranch pictured here with chup’s whole family. He is called uncle Kranch by the chup children, which makes his double life and betrayal of the force even more shocking. 
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