DC's PR department: "No no no no, it's not that Batman won't go down on Catwoman because he's a selfish lover. It's because he's a selfish billionaire."

Angry mob: "Okay that checks out."
Kinda sorry for everyone who isn't part of Comics Twitter as that tweet just bonked y'all right on the nose without warning.
Anyhow it's apparently official that Batman just Will Not Do That, Because Superhero Reasons.

*logs into PlentyOfCapes*

*unchecks "hero" category*

*checks "villain" category*
Now thinking someone at DC’s PR dept just wanted to be buried under an avalanche of fanart and was trolling for kinks.

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