Thread by @KBSpangler

First WH press briefing after the Asia trip. Sarah HS opens with a joke. Place air quotes where you will.

SHS is thrilled with the tax cuts and says that Trump has no opinions on Roy Moore, unless the allegations are proven to be true, in which case Moore should step aside.

Reporter: How will allegations be proven?

SHS: Meh. Witches float, right?

Reporter: Why won't Trump speak out on Moore?

SHS: It's up to the people of Alabama.

Reporter: But Trump has opinions about everything and everyone. Why isn't he--

SHS: THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA.

Reporter: None of the math in the tax cuts make sense, especially if the economy doesn't grow--

SHS: The economy will grow

Reporter: But if the economy doesn't--

SHS: SHUT YOUR FILTHY FACE

Reporter: Does Trump believe that Putin would lie to his face?

SHS: oh sweet baby Jesus I had almost two weeks off

Reporter: What is Trump's position on Moore?

SHS: I'm not answering that

Reporter: He's obligated to have a position

SHS: THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA.

Reporter: Why is Trump allowing big game trophies to come back to the US?

SHS: We're gonna ignore his son and the elephant tail

Reporter: Well, it's--

SHS: THE PEOPLE OF ALABAMA

Reporter: Listen we've got to go back to the math again. None of this makes sense for middle-class taxpayers--

SHS: It's a process.

Reporter: How is this fair?

SHS: It's fair

Reporter: ...but...MATH!?

SHS: We're using other informative benchmarks than economics and math.

Reporter: Why is the Clinton Foundation under investigation?

SHS: It's not.

Reporter: But there's an inquiry under--

SHS: JAZZ HANDS!!!

Reporter: We've got to go back to taxes and basic math--

SHS: What is it with you people?!

Reporter: Nothing stands up, and the bill seems to be rushed--

SHS: You should probably talk to someone else. I'M OUTTA HERE!