hey who remembers when the sixers drafted mikael bridges in the first round and we all went wild for ten minutes before they turned around and traded him to phoenix where he became a key piece on a title team for a guy named zhaire smith who is uh I guess still alive someplace
anyway that was a good trade
oh man and then there was this, which, look, if we hadn’t traded up for we’d be stuck with jason tatum and we’d never have seen such a thing
t’s very cool to think how with three better decisions this team could’ve easily been embiid, jason tatum/donovon mitchell, mikael bridges, seth curry, and james harden. that would SUCK
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the people I feel awful for are these people’s family & friends who got vaccinated and hated watching their loved ones make a terrible choice to not get a shot & now have to attend their funeral carrying that sadness & anger. truly the most selfish behavior imaginable.
when people tell you to get vaccinated it means “I don’t want you to die & hurt the people around you”. when people tell you not to it means “I’m insecure in my death cult and want you to join me in hurting others for my own reassurance”
the real cherry on top is the screeching demands that I “respect the choice to not get vaccinated” and not treat your choice with the disdain reserved for drunk drivers and the like. fuck your choice. you deserve your lower societal strata of eternal scorn
matt schlapp, genius political strategist, has deduced that the best way to win back the house is evidently banking that the same voters who mobilized in record numbers to throw trump out on his ass will suddenly love it if he’s unofficially on the ticket again in house elections
here’s a fun way to think about this: imagine democrats campaigning on making hillary speaker, and think about how orgasmically happy every republican would be. it’s so hilariously self-destructive you can’t even dream of it. and yet this is the best idea republicans have.
it’s really a hell of a pickle. the best chance republicans have at the house is keeping trump as far away from the platform as possible to damper dem turnout, and yet keeping trump as far away from the platform as possible is career suicide
I mean yeah I guess I’m cool with you having rights but the minute I have to, like, hear about it I think you’ve gone too far and it’s time to reset while you go to your room and think about what you’ve done
I’m a max contract basketball player who can’t shoot
I’m a max contract number one draft pick who has to ride the pine in high leverage minutes because I can’t perform the primary objective of my sport
I’m sorry it is just suddenly the funniest thing in the world to me that you literally cannot use the guy you maxed out whenever a game matters because he’s worse than just playing with four guys on the court. it’s the most hilarious dynamic in sports
we deserve a more creative class of panic inducers
bring back phil donahoe and all the crazy shit your mom had on tv while she vacuumed and tried not to lose her mind being stuck indoors with kids all day, “Holistic Mommy 1776” can’t touch that era for panic storytelling