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15 Jun, 5 tweets, 1 min read
at least the dungeons & dragons panic made up good and interesting urban legends our parents could point to
we deserve a more creative class of panic inducers
bring back phil donahoe and all the crazy shit your mom had on tv while she vacuumed and tried not to lose her mind being stuck indoors with kids all day, “Holistic Mommy 1776” can’t touch that era for panic storytelling
now THAT is some good crazy ass detailed story telling
“If you claim this is untrue, I challenge you to print a copy of a letter from Phil Donahue or Merv Griffin” tulsaworld.com/archive/believ…

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