Thread by @smc429

I sure could use a dumb joke. Anyone have one?

Seriously this is one terrible day (being human here)

Gaetz and Jordan go camping. They forgot TP and Gaetz has to go to the bathroom. Jordan says "use a dollar"..
Matt comes out of the woods.."Thanks for the terrible advice! I've got crap on my hands and 4 quarters stuck up my ass!"🤬

https://twitter.com/smc429/status/1403570045410709504?s=20

Thanks for explaining the word "Many" to me. It means a lot.

What does a stripper do with her as*hole before work?
Drops him off at a gig..🥁

Difference between a women in church and a woman in the bathtub?
One has hope in her soul, the other has...

I've decided to start taking something for my kleptomania..🙄

Pavlov's hair was really soft because he conditioned it🙄

I somehow got deodorant in my mouth, today
Now when I talk I have a weird Axe scent..🙄

The man who created autocorrect has died.
Restaurant in peace.

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me..🙄

I pulled a mussel at the seafood disco.