I asked my year 1 classes
'If you could time travel, where would you go?'
Here is my analysis
A THREAD
'If you could time travel, where would you go?'
Here is my analysis
A THREAD
Alice - 'To after school'
Straight off to a belter here. She could go anywhere. I mean literally wherever, whenever (said Shakira). But Alice has decided to use this omnipotence to move, 47 minutes into the future. I took it personally to be honest. My lessons aren't that bad.
Straight off to a belter here. She could go anywhere. I mean literally wherever, whenever (said Shakira). But Alice has decided to use this omnipotence to move, 47 minutes into the future. I took it personally to be honest. My lessons aren't that bad.
Katie - 'So I can go to the park'
There is a park literally outside the school, so, again, Katie also wants to use her power to travel 40 minutes ahead of time. I'm annoyed but I do appreciate and love the innocence of it. Why live more than today? Today is the best we have.
There is a park literally outside the school, so, again, Katie also wants to use her power to travel 40 minutes ahead of time. I'm annoyed but I do appreciate and love the innocence of it. Why live more than today? Today is the best we have.
Jack - 'Back in time REALLY far'
"Wow, how far back?". He thought hard. Harder than he'd ever thought before. "1999". Right so, just over 20 years ago. I asked Jack what would he do. He replied 'Nothing. Go swimming.' I hate to say it but, time travel is wasted on the young.
"Wow, how far back?". He thought hard. Harder than he'd ever thought before. "1999". Right so, just over 20 years ago. I asked Jack what would he do. He replied 'Nothing. Go swimming.' I hate to say it but, time travel is wasted on the young.
Toby - 'Meet my mum as a baby'
Netflix. Amazon. The TV channel that shows repeats of Robot Wars. Everyone please form an orderly queue because that is best idea for a film, I've ever heard! What a sweet and personal trip. Could you even imagine meeting your parents as children?
Netflix. Amazon. The TV channel that shows repeats of Robot Wars. Everyone please form an orderly queue because that is best idea for a film, I've ever heard! What a sweet and personal trip. Could you even imagine meeting your parents as children?
Emma - 'Take medicine back to old times'
Floremma Nightingale. Selfless and kind. She'd save so many lives. However...I'm not sure anyone would believe a 6 year old walking round with a polio vaccine. Would you? Also where does Emma drop those things off? Who does she speak to?
Floremma Nightingale. Selfless and kind. She'd save so many lives. However...I'm not sure anyone would believe a 6 year old walking round with a polio vaccine. Would you? Also where does Emma drop those things off? Who does she speak to?
Mikey - 'Breakfast'
Normally I use this platform to dismantle Mikey's answers. Not today. He is staying at his Nana's and she made Chocolate Chip Pancakes this morning with a banana milkshake. I can only agree with him. Forgot seeing Plato or The Beatles. Nans pancakes please.
Normally I use this platform to dismantle Mikey's answers. Not today. He is staying at his Nana's and she made Chocolate Chip Pancakes this morning with a banana milkshake. I can only agree with him. Forgot seeing Plato or The Beatles. Nans pancakes please.
Ravi - 'See my Grandpa again'
I'm not crying. It's my hay fever. I have to say, my heart melted. I didn't want to pry too much. He said they played marbles together. I'm sure he was a warm and wonderful man. I'd give anything for that. Time really is the most precious commodity.
I'm not crying. It's my hay fever. I have to say, my heart melted. I didn't want to pry too much. He said they played marbles together. I'm sure he was a warm and wonderful man. I'd give anything for that. Time really is the most precious commodity.
Rosie - 'Go to the cinema to see Hotel Transylvania 2'
Imagine going back and seeing iconic films opening weekends. Star Wars. Gone with the wind. Hotel Transylvania 2. These iconic films shaped the culture of western cinema and it's a headline on the course of human history.
Imagine going back and seeing iconic films opening weekends. Star Wars. Gone with the wind. Hotel Transylvania 2. These iconic films shaped the culture of western cinema and it's a headline on the course of human history.
Wendy - ' I wouldn't. I don't want to.'
Okay so Wendy has just flat out refused to travel. She didn't want to go alone. Said she would know anyone. Which I'm inclined to agree. It's a waste of a power but Wendy is a strong independent woman so she doesn't care what you think.
Okay so Wendy has just flat out refused to travel. She didn't want to go alone. Said she would know anyone. Which I'm inclined to agree. It's a waste of a power but Wendy is a strong independent woman so she doesn't care what you think.
Ben - 'Go to New York with the dinosaurs'
What Ben is expecting is loads of diplodocus queueing for the Staten Island Ferry wearing 'I love NY' t-shirts. Instead what he'll get, is eaten. Eaten very quickly as well. He's not a subtle lad. Though he reckons he could fight them.
What Ben is expecting is loads of diplodocus queueing for the Staten Island Ferry wearing 'I love NY' t-shirts. Instead what he'll get, is eaten. Eaten very quickly as well. He's not a subtle lad. Though he reckons he could fight them.
Susanna - 'Back to when it was just me'
Basically, she hates her brother. As the black sheep of her family she's decided to go back to a simpler time. When she was the favourite. The golden child. As the middle of 3. I get it. It's hard to be the forgotten one. So I support her.
Basically, she hates her brother. As the black sheep of her family she's decided to go back to a simpler time. When she was the favourite. The golden child. As the middle of 3. I get it. It's hard to be the forgotten one. So I support her.
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