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29 Jun, 5 tweets, 1 min read
gonna start a gofundme to hire 500 national guard troops from north dakota to go down there and kick their ass
the second civil war started on june 30, 2021, when joke account “kilgore trout, dna harvester” accidentally crowdfunded a firefight in south texas
everyone involved in this should go to jail. the billionaire, the governor, the hacks and aides and flunkies who helped it happen
try to imagine mark zuckerburg buying the california national guard to deploy to south dakota & build a data center on top of the governor’s mansion and tell me nobody should go to jail for this
*coughs loudly* might be time for the DOJ to get their hands dirty

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