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4 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
Who is the intended audience for tradbait trolling like this? How many husbands do you think are out there saying, "Swear to God if she puts on tight pants ONE more time..."
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GREETINGS, I AM PROFESSOR PECKNOLD PLEASE OPEN YOUR LOOSE LEAF NOTEPADS AND SCRIBBLE THE FOLLOWING ETERNAL VERITY: LEGGINGS ARE A MOST UNSUITABLE ABOMINATION FOR THE LESSER GENDER TO DRAPE OVER THEIR SKIN
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5 Jul
Okay now *this* is a crossover event ImageImage
From @kmele, @DavidAFrench, @jasonintrator, and @thomaschattwill

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3 Jul
You shouldn’t be surprised by this, actually. Biden’s a standard boomer idiot on the issue of marijuana. It’s his boomeriest view.
There’s a lot of ‘SO YOU HATE RULES???’ reactions to my tweet here when all I wanted to say is that Biden sucks on the marijuana issue.
This is really my one and only point here: Biden is bad on this issue.
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1 Jul
Robin DiAngelo makes a good point that enjoying breakfast is white AF and if you're serious about ending inequality you will drone deliver a basket of Egg McMuffins to every housing unit in the ghetto. Her book is filled with concrete proposals like this. 5 stars.
Page 73: "All right you internet shitheads. You absolute dickbrains. I'll grant you that my speaking fees are a product of white privilege. But in return do me a favor and Google the following YouTube video: 'How To Delete Your Account'."

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Page 114 has a picture of her knocking out Muhammad Ali. The caption reads: "This is what my haters want to see. Me and black celebrities not getting along. Sorry, while I *could* do this to Ali and other similar things to other black leaders, I won't. They're my friends."
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29 Jun
Thoroughly depressing chart.

Hard not to conclude that actually caring about publishing standards and being editorially measured isn't all just a big dumb joke when what the people really want is "EVERY PERSON I TALK TO TELLS ME THE VACCINE CAUSED THEM TO GROW A SIXTH TESTICLE"
My heartfelt plea to anyone who supports either of the Weinstein Bros is: please stop. They don't deserve your patronage. They are griftpilled tinfoil take merchants who LARP as reasonable and science-minded intellectuals.
Why do I bother publicly denouncing the Weinsteins? Because they style themselves as sensible, reasonable, antitribalist voices—the very thing that is underserved in media—yet discredit and subvert that approach with everything they do. This matters to me.
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28 Jun
Spain are the best in the world at touching and passing the ball but among the worst at finishing their chances.
Croatia are so annoying. Inferior in practically every big game they play, yet they keep getting lucky breaks.
Vamoth Ethpania!!!!
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28 Jun
Stalin, said to be a great listener
Stalin, a campfire companion, once lent me his ear as I, inspired by the flames caressing my smores into a perfect bronze, regaled him with tales of how I burned political enemies alive.
MFers will tell you I idolize the man. That is flatly false. Is there a shrine to Stalin in literally every room in my house? Yes, but that is because I am a furniture minimalist and I had to use the empty space for something.
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