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5 Jul, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Okay now *this* is a crossover event
From @kmele, @DavidAFrench, @jasonintrator, and @thomaschattwill

nytimes.com/2021/07/05/opi…
The forces of righteousness arrayed against this MASTER OF THE BLADE
Of course the absolute biggest douchebags on this site are coming out to take a victory lap over this op-ed

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You shouldn’t be surprised by this, actually. Biden’s a standard boomer idiot on the issue of marijuana. It’s his boomeriest view.
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Robin DiAngelo makes a good point that enjoying breakfast is white AF and if you're serious about ending inequality you will drone deliver a basket of Egg McMuffins to every housing unit in the ghetto. Her book is filled with concrete proposals like this. 5 stars.
Page 73: "All right you internet shitheads. You absolute dickbrains. I'll grant you that my speaking fees are a product of white privilege. But in return do me a favor and Google the following YouTube video: 'How To Delete Your Account'."

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29 Jun
Thoroughly depressing chart.

Hard not to conclude that actually caring about publishing standards and being editorially measured isn't all just a big dumb joke when what the people really want is "EVERY PERSON I TALK TO TELLS ME THE VACCINE CAUSED THEM TO GROW A SIXTH TESTICLE"
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28 Jun
Spain are the best in the world at touching and passing the ball but among the worst at finishing their chances.
Croatia are so annoying. Inferior in practically every big game they play, yet they keep getting lucky breaks.
Vamoth Ethpania!!!!
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Stalin, said to be a great listener
Stalin, a campfire companion, once lent me his ear as I, inspired by the flames caressing my smores into a perfect bronze, regaled him with tales of how I burned political enemies alive.
MFers will tell you I idolize the man. That is flatly false. Is there a shrine to Stalin in literally every room in my house? Yes, but that is because I am a furniture minimalist and I had to use the empty space for something.
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