Thread by @t1redbenj

SCHLATT Walk
SCHLATT Walk
Gimme dat stride (yuh)
Don't be takin all night
You be killin my time, when you
SCHLATT Walk
SCHLATT Walk
Gimme dat vibe
You be takin your time
You be lookin so fly when you
Walkin down the street, you be movin those feet
#tubbospace

Only swingin to the beat, everybody take a seat
Cause there's only one of me, and there's only one of you
So just let me do my thing, and I'll let all loose
Move a little to the left, move a little to the right
Even when I'm facin death, I'll be movin to the light

You gon need a day to rest, after everything tonight
You be movin with the best, you be movin full of life

Smoother than the sliding of cutlery used by Gordon to slice up a side of oranges

(ay) Truly I am gliding like happy couples who signing the papers to all their mortgages

Just a little cocky I do it cause I be mocking these rappers and all their shortages
Talkin bout perspective they lost and we need to check em at every corner it's for the kids
Preachin from the teachings of Alan Watts and Mckenna

I swear to God they don't get it, I'm kinda sick of the getup
Cause money fill up they mind, so it's all they know all the time
But it's funny cause money and time are both human made constructs
Ain't no different with religion, I'm just kiddin

cause I know that God exists, But he's nothin we depict

Got a little bit extreme, gonna take it down like black hawk

Made it for the meme, everybody do the schlatt walk