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7 Jul, 4 tweets, 1 min read
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I was emailing extremely shady russians rudy giuliani put me in touch with about meeting their kgb leader and you’ll never guess what happened next
this is like calling tony soprano about buying boxes of ziti and then acting astonished and outraged that the feds heard you

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9 Jul
so here’s a fun fact. tucker’s alma mater boarding school, formerly run by his father-in-law, where he sent his own kids (they have since graduated), *mandates* the following vaccines: covid-19, flu, TDAP & HPV. this is all public record. ImageImageImageImage
links:

issuu.com/dragonsofsg/do… (page 67)

stgeorges.edu/communitylife/…
oh and here is a bonus fun factoid about said father in law during his time in charge

foxnews.com/us/florida-dio… ImageImage
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kilgore trout, dna harvester Profile picture
8 Jul
man I gotta disagree on the technically brilliant part (his proportions are a funhouse mirror and just look at his attempts to convey any sort of kinetic activity like use a hammer or ride a surfboard) but the contradictions are a scream
this hammer kills me. he understands what a hammer looks like and what a hammer does in a fisher price context. how to draw a hammer in anything but profile is beyond his grasp so you get the classic sideways hammer
look I know I gotta stop but man oh man ImageImage
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kilgore trout, dna harvester Profile picture
8 Jul
“the government created the special privilege of free speech” is the sort of sharp constitutional analysis I’d expect to see here
I like to boil this down to a simple example. I want to run a social media site called dogbook. it’s for people to post photos of dogs and only dogs. no cat photos allowed, take that to catbook. if you post cat photos we ban you.
now, does the government have a right to come along & censor *my speech* & tell me I *must* allow cat photos on dogbook? is my private moderation of private actors cause for state speech suppression of a private actor? the first amendment tells us gtfo
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kilgore trout, dna harvester Profile picture
8 Jul
and you’ll never guess what happened next!
“to get an interview”
a) there are official channels for this shit and b) there are a zillion people at fox news who handle it. he’s a lying and exceptionally stupid fuck caught with his dick in the mousetrap
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7 Jul
I guess I can understand thinking $300 is a lot of money when the deadbeat daddy isn’t paying child support but I cannot understand tweeting it out in this context
now I’m no doctor but I believe the human gestation period is 9 months and I believe AJ could have started taking her kid to the park in 2017 or 2018 so “every time I see her” amounts to two, maybe three kids in four years, none of which would have shit to do with $300 payments
unless of course AJ’s cuban friend is a clairvoyant who started having kids three years before joe biden enacted any policies. CHECKMATE LIBS

really what a shitty, cruel, racist, immediately disprovable thing to write
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5 Jul
brad thor might be the dumbest man on the planet
that’s a proper amount of doomsday megaphones. seven is too few and nine is just extravagant.
I don’t even know how to pick out the stupidest part of this one
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