that’s a proper amount of doomsday megaphones. seven is too few and nine is just extravagant.
I don’t even know how to pick out the stupidest part of this one
bad news kids you’re going to have to go to a college that will trade in gold plated flashlights
still trying to wrap my head around being blown away by seeing a dude carrying a thousand in cash because he might have to buy a stranger’s backpack to survive at any minute
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eric has moved on to declaring you can no longer enjoy your life and will not be able to do so again. he is a bizarro alex berenson and should be widely shit on for his covid fame whoring
the methodology is IDENTICAL - aggregate a bunch of stories, condense them into a single tweet with context removed, never remark on the scope or scale or peer review status, string them together despite the fact they are not in fact connected, and trust no one will debunk
I mean far be it from me to question the founders’ patriotism but if you have a problem with being critical of america then maybe those guys were not somebody who would agree with you
you hear it tossed off casually that america was some sort of divine intervention like angels came down & guided the pen strokes but true providence is recognizing the future holds things so incomprehensible to your speck of time on this earth that you leave the door open to them
this is revolutionary technology, we only invented the car door last week. there are going to be glitches
tesla owners are more than willing to accept being flame broiled like a whopper because they know that is the cost of moving forward with the jetsons dream of not having caveman tech like analog door locks
any “free speech” social media platform is doomed to fail spectacularly because normal people don’t want to read a bunch of nazi shit and the freak users who don’t mind reading a bunch of nazi shit are only using the platform to trigger the normals
if you ban the nazi shit you’re violating the core feature of the concept, and if you don’t, the platform winds up just being a bunch of nazis posting the same horrible shit and starting wars with each other
the lib-owners who are cool with the nazi shit have no libs to trigger, and with no libs the nazis start off by waging war with the lib-owners for not being hardcore enough. it’s really a very funny death spiral if these weren’t the worst people on the internet
every st patrick’s day me and the boys get together to bloody our knuckles on a union jack taped to a heavy bag & piss on photos of cromwell but when someone else holds a grudge? well now they’ve gone too far
very weird to me how anyone can be irish and not understand dragging around a grudge for oh I dunno five hundred years
fuck the IRA but I mean I get where they were coming from because it was drilled into my brain why hey there’s some pretty good reasons. god forbid anybody who had it even worse get the same leeway