How you get donkeys arranged on the tongue to hitch to the wagon.
Next you hang to tongue to their collars via the neckyoke.
The tongue, neckyoke, belly straps, and britchen (the strap around their behinds) is the braking mechanism.
3. Then you hook one donkey's traces to the evener so she can pull...
4. Then hook the other donk to the evener so they can pull "evenly".
5. and away we go!

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Ought to be "Industriocene."
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