Some important CDC guidance for the kind of people who take CDC guidance seriously to scrupulously follow:
"Do not taste or eat any raw dough or batter, whether for cookies, tortillas, pizza, biscuits, pancakes, or crafts... Do not let children play with or eat raw dough, including dough for crafts."…
Well done burgers only.

"The FDA Food Code says that restaurants should cook ground beef to 155°F for 15 seconds. But CDC and USDA say that consumers should cook ground beef to 160°F."…
No runny eggs.

"Cook eggs until the yolks and whites are firm."…
"Don’t give chicks and ducklings to young children as gifts."…
"Even if a woman is not trying to get pregnant… A woman should not drink alcohol if she is sexually active and does not use effective contraception."…
"Pregnant couples should use condoms from start to finish every time they have sex, or they should not have sex for the entire pregnancy."…
You drink too much, per the CDC, if you are a woman and have more than 1 drink in a day. (Men are allowed 2.)…
"Always supervise children around pets. Don’t let them kiss their pets, hold pets close to their faces, or allow pets to lick their face or mouth."…
CDC will let you go lower than well-done for steaks. But only to medium (145F). Medium-rare violates CDC guidance.…
CDC has this "sun safety" guidance for schools.…

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9 Jul
Reminder: Even if vaccines are 97% effective, mortality risk for *unvaccinated* children is lower than vaccinated adults over 30. 100x lower than vaccinated adults over 75.

**No mitigation measure can be justified as "for the children," ever.** Image
(And that's without adjusting for overascertainment, which we know is substantial.)
Why are you masking unvaccinated children at lower risk than vaccinated adults you unmasked, @RWalensky? Even if masks worked it makes no sense.
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9 Jul
Updated UK data. Delta CFR with 28-day follow-up ticks down from 0.3% to 0.2%.…
Breakout by age and vax status.
Delta secondary attack rates near parity with Alpha.
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24 Jun
CDC's own V-Safe data shows:

0.5% need medical care after first shot and 0.7% second = 12,000 kids per million.

3,000 of those (0.1% after first shot and 0.2% second) need emergency or hospital care.

To avoid 8000 infections, 7800 too mild to require hospitalization.
Also, for every million kids vaccinated, 91,000 are unable to do normal daily activities after the first shot and 254,000 after the second.

That's 345,000 kids home sick to avoid 8000 COVID infections, 7800 of which are too mild to require hospitalization.
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16 Jun
A Group Of Parents Sent Their Kids' Face Masks To A Lab For Analysis. Here's What They Found…
They didn't find viruses, because respiratory aerosols are too small and go right through or around.
The bacterial and fungal growth is from the moist environment created by masking, in contrast to the shirt tested. It's not everywhere.
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14 Jun
Wrong. Same viral interference phenomenon happened everywhere in the world, regardless of mask usage or non-usage. And the other viruses started to rise whenCOV2 peaked, in January -- masks firmly on.
U.S. biofire data. Look what happens from COV2 peak.
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27 May
Yahoo! of all places just clowned @RWalensky for her reckless false claims about kids.…
Shorter Walensky: who needs science? White House politicals and the teachers unions keep me on a short leash.
I got nothing else, so here's an idiotic "vectors" claim debunked for over a year. Except even stupider now because everyone vulnerable has been offered vaccination.
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