Sacha Baron Cohen prevails against former Alabama Supreme Court Justice and Guy Who Got Banned From the Mall for Skeeving on Children Roy Moore.

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Moore lost because he signed a contract explicitly waiving his right to sue for the things he was suing for, even though he struck through another provision about waiving his right to sue for intrusion on his privacy, a cause of action he didn't bring. ImageImage
Moore argued that he was defrauded because he thought the interview would be friendly.

But he agreed, in writing, that he was not relying on representation that the interview would be friendly. ImageImage
Kayla Moore, meanwhile, loses under the First Amendment because a reasonable person would not believe Sacha Baron Cohen was actually claming to own a pedophile detector, when a real device would have blown up immediately as soon as Roy Moore entered a room. Image
It was, in fact, a pretty silly thing to claim to be defamed by. Image
Long story short, you can't sue when you sign a contract not to sue, and you can't sue for defamation when the person "defaming" you is a deliberately ridiculous character on a satirical television series.

Now let's all rewatch this glorious clip:

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Also, one final takeaway: this opinion could have easily been extremely cutesy and filled with Borat references. But, thankfully, the judge wrote a sober opinion about the law and the facts and didn't use this as an opportunity to try out his tight five.

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15 Jul
I had a lot of fun writing this amicus brief for the Georgia Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers explaining why trial courts have always had the power to dismiss cases for want of prosecution, even when the litigant dragging his heels has a badge. /1

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To summarize: EVERY state agrees that trial courts have the inherent power to dismiss cases for want of prosecution.

The only split is whether that rule applies to the state. And the states that disallow the practice often do so for policy reason.

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There IS one Texas case that many courts have come to rely on, though, State v. Anderson, which DID go into some old common law rules to find that only prosecutors may issue a nolle prosequi.

But it dealt with a case where a judge found res judicata based on acquittals. /3 Image
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9 Jul
Twitter literally never promised to be neutral.
It's not a "free speech platform" it's a clubhouse. You agreed to a bunch of stuff to get to use it for free.

And if you don't like the agreement you made, tough.
Here are the terms of service. Here is how many times you can find the word "neutral" and "free speech."
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8 Jul
It's kind of crazy that Autumn Jackson, who threatened to tell the press that Bill Cosby had raped her mother to conceive her, wound up getting 26 months in federal prison.

Just a little less than he did.
Oh I missed this but apparently her conviction was also reversed. The jury was never told that her request for money had to be wrongful to be criminal, only that it had to accompany a threat to his reputation.

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I wonder, in hindsight, whether those prosecutors feel they prosecuted the right person for the right reason.

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John Yoo with the hottest takes.

But, charging someone who knows the President with a crime probably does not do permanent damage to the Presidency.

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Again, Yoo at no point shows how this harms the Presidency. Some state people asked for Trump's tax records. He claimed absolute immunity. He lost.

But Yoo doesn't seem to think Trump should have won that?
Did opponents of Trump use litigation in an "unprecedented way" to stop his agenda? Maybe for a very specific definition of "unprecedented," but we literally just had our third SCOTUS opinion about the ACA joined by every conservative AG in the country.
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Count Two: Also please say section 230 is unconstitutional and don't use any words that rhyme with landing Image
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Devonia Inman was convicted for a robbery murder while allegedly wearing a homemade mask.

Someone else confessed. The judge kept it out of evidence.

Later, the mask was recovered. The other person's DNA was on it.

Inman remains in prison.
For the record, it's difficult to understand a reason why the confessions of people other than the defendant are inadmissible when we have a whole category of hearsay presuming that statements against interest are more reliable.

Other than that it helps the State.
The rule at the time was that out of court confessions were inadmissible without special assurances of trustworthiness. Image
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