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13 Jul, 5 tweets, 2 min read
I'm no Henry Luce, but I think I could operate a magazine full of B+ Oberlin term papers for less than $50 million per year
Give me $20 million, a case of Four Roses, a carton of Luckys, and I'll have your high tone egghead magazine back in the black in no time
Not only will I turn a profit, I will also solve troubling educational disparities
"At Least He's Reading" will be the name of my new youth literature imprint. It will mostly be about farting, puking, boobs, car wrecks, and fights
wHy DonT bOys rEaD aS muCh aS GirLs
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it's not really true socialism until a army of volunteer concierges shows up at your door to attend to your every need while you figure out whether to work on your DJ career or give film grad school a spin, or something
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Happy 100th birthday to one of the greatest hot rodders of all time, the one and only Camfather, Ed “Isky” Iskenderian Image
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