What if somebody ate their hate chicken somewhere else, and stopped at the rest stop to take a dump afterwards? I'm worried that taxpayers may be subsidizing the flushing of hate poop
reason.com/2021/07/14/new…
In This Stall We Believe Love Is Love
I think we need the Supreme Court weigh in on whether it's OK to ban the baking of Critical Race Theory cakes at taxpayer-subsidized sports stadium Chick Fil-As
Ever get the impression we're all in an airplane hurtling to the ground at 800 mph and we're all arguing whether we want pretzels or Ritz bits

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