Thread by @soychicka

Bloomberg for the LULZ:
this morning, I couldn’t figure out why they had a Trump-sized fleshlight on the cover.

This afternoon, the teledildonics episode of CSI Cyber.

Tonight, I see it again… but I zoom in: not a flesh light(but I have seen someone do the same w/ a real one.)

And, to be very clear: there IS a risk of someone hacking your remote operated sex toys. Especially if you have one that has a camera built in the tip…
(Even the name is creepy)
google.com/amp/s/mashable…

But the real sadlulz award goes to anyone who buys an off-brand Chinese IoT chastity belt and gets locked in by ransomwarez

I wonder how that notification came across - Morse code?

google.com/amp/s/www.tech…

And really, it’s not funny for someone to effectively be remotely forced to engage in nonconsensual sexual activity - especially if someone decides to broadcast your cervix on youporn .

But… some guy doing the peepee dance in the office until they ask for a screwdriver? 🤣

And tbc, the one in the ear was not recreational - was some dumb asswipe I knew in college who thought it would be hilarious to pull a kavanaugh when we were all sitting down in a hotel hallway - except he apparently shape of one of the 2 male ears to the 16 female ears present.