Thread by @MattDrapps

#gaysinchurch

We are here to live stream the presenting of the awards for local Scarecrows, but we are here none the less.

I haven't been in church before church for years. 🤩

I forgot to bring anything smart, so I'm wearing THESE hole-y shorts in church.

Someone just told me, 'I wish I could wear that'

Ok.

I've taken my hat off now.

Church music kinda just makes me want to cry these days that's all

I actually don't think I'll ever fit back into church for real.

I'm scared of half the people. 😬

Uuugchhhh. Finished now. Excuse me while I chat to no one and get out of here ASAP.

So apparently involuntary 'holy spirit' twitches come back in church, and they should be glad I didn't accidentally shout 'Shakka!' at any point.