Thread by @s_selene210

Idol!lwj as a die-hard fanboy of also Idol!Wwx, who secretly edits photos of himself and wwx kissing and has been cancelled on twitter at least 2x for saying Wwx has child bearing hips

They were childhood best friends, and Wwx cried himself to sleep for a year after he had to move away from his Lan Zhan gege.

The first time they meet again as adults, Wwx is a newly debuted singer already with a devoted fanbase, and Lwj is covering for his brother (their family owns the building Wwx is shooting at. And the one next to it to.)

Anyways Lwj sees Wwx and is immediately, irrevocably smitten. He vows from that day to become a singer so he can one day stand at wwxs side on stage.

He starts his fan account that night

Because Lwj is ahead of his time and also possessive his username is “weiyingsonlyfans” at first but then he changes it later

Lwj somehow manages fame and his actual job, being a wwx fanboy, and quickly rises to stardom.

Wwx and lwjs fans hate each other because wx are the two biggest stars in the entertainment world, and half of them have lwj and his ship account blocked for being “delusional”

Lwj tweets that Wangxian is endgame paired with an immaculately photoshopped photo of himself and Wwx getting married and his twitter account gets suspended

Lwjs first tweet after getting his account back is

“you thought you could get rid of me. Wangxian never leaves.”

Another Wwx solo qrts him like “Wangxian?????? Gege will never marry Lan Wangji, he’s ours” and Lwj blocks them

Lwj fighting his own fans cause they badmouthed Wwx 😭😭😭

When Lwj actually meets Wwx in person he just. Buffers.

Wwx smiles at him because Lwj made a joke that no one else realised was a joke and Lwj crushes the water bottle in his hand so hard it explodes

the water goes all over Wwx who is wearing a white shirt so the shirt goes see through 🙈 and Lwj nearly breaks the table

Later that night he tweets. “Wei Ying’s nipples are ‘candy mix’ coloured”

Nipple colour sheet

They keep on meeting coincidentally and Lwj grows more and more deranged, buying Wwx gifts and flowers and chocolates. Wwx jokes like “Lan Zhan! Are you trying to fatten me up? You’re treating me like I’ve got pregnancy cravings” and Lwj has to take a Minute

They get invited to interview together and Lwj is asked what he thinks of Wwx.

He means to say “he looks beautiful”

What he actually says is;

“He looks breedable”

Wwx: 😳😳😳

Lwj: 👁👄👁

That night Lwj wages a twitter war against his own fans as a “Lwj said breedable” truther, bringing out the slowmo vids and lip readings.

When twitter user “WeiWuxiansHusbandSuShe” comments under lwjs latest Wangxian edit “delete this”, Lwj replies “delete yourself.”

Lwj has a personal vendetta against su minshan.

He’s at a function with Wwx and spots the fansite master in the crowd, practically drooling over Wwx.

So Lwj angles himself in such a way that all ss’s camera can see is the back of lwj’s head

Su Minshan after that day puts “Lwj stans dni” in his bio

It all culminates ones evening when Lwj, drunk on love and one shot of alcohol mistakenly posts the steamy, 🔞+ Wangxian edit to his own account.

With 13 million followers

He breaks the internet.

Jc is in the replies like “Lan Wangji!!! Wtf!!! That’s my fucking brother you - “ and he threatens to get a restraining order for Lwj who just hides his replies

Wwx turns up at lwjs door, soaked, and is like “We need to talk.”

Lwj agrees quickly, worried at how badly Wwx is shivering. On the way to the living room however he kicks shut the door to the room full of Wwx merch

Lwj gets Wwx a spare set of clothes and then has to manage the fact that Wwx is actually wearing his clothes and they’re having a serious conversation and it would be highly inappropriate to pop a boner

wwx reveals he secretly followed lwj’s ship account on his priv, lwjissohandsome69 (wwx does not realise)

He asks lwj how long lwj has liked him, and lwj replies “for as long as I have known how to love”

they kiss. And then that kiss turns into something a little bit more.

wwx halfway through the night teasingly suggests they try and recreate all of lwj’s edits personally.

he’s then begging for mercy 2 hours later when Lwj tells him they’re only 1/4 way through

They both have to attend the same function the next morning, and reporters are stunned when Wwx ?? Comes out of lwj’s??? Car ??? And Wwx is limping??? And Lwj is holding Wwx’s waist?? Wait, no that’s his ass

Lwj makes one final post on his ship account, wangxian4eva, and it is a photo of two hands joined together.

There is a glint of metal from the twin bands on both men’s ring fingers.

It is not an edit.

And that’s it!! Thank you very much for reading and I hope you enjoyed !! 🥺❤️ the best part was seeing all the QRT’s on the nipple colour chart ahahaha I hope you found it useful!!

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