The first time Wwx stays over at lwj’s place and he uses lwj’s shower. They’ve had this *thing* for a couple of months, moments where tension has built and snapped and Wwx has found himself pinned against a wall with lwj’s tongue down his throat.
But now Wwx smells like him, and is wearing his clothes, and it is so much, too much, and Lwj just. Snaps.
Post canon Wwx coming to class with an odd bulge in his robes, over his stomach.
“Did senior wei eat too much?”
“Shut up Jingyi.”
The bulge suddenly moves, a pair of white fluffy ears pop out, followed by a twitching nose. Wwx clears his throat
“So, LZ is now a bunny.”
The disciples are, understandable, shocked.
“A bunny?”
“How?”
“What have you done to my HGJ!!!!” Ljy’s cry is particularly anguished.
“I haven’t done anything, this time. It happened sometime during the night we believe. I fell asleep during the third round of everyday-“
“Senior Wei.” Lsz clears his throat, ears red. Wwx grins.
“Aiyah, look at you all so innocent! I’ll have you know your HGJ is not the virtuous man you believe he is! Why, just yesterday he tied me up and - ow! Lan Zhan! No biting!”
Single dad yb loses sight of his daughter in a busy mall. Whilst he’s frantically searching, his little girl finds a very nice looking gege, who offers to stay with her until they find her A-die.
YB is nearly tearing his hair out with worry, whilst Yue-er is busy telling her new bestfriend all about how cool her a-die is
“My a-die can dance, and skootboard!”
“Skateboard*” Xz corrects gently, and she nods so enthusiastically xz is worried her head is going to fall off.