Maybe the most pernicious thing to happen to modern society is letting people think “doing your own research” into complex subjects equates to “critical thinking.”
Every aviators baseball hat goatee whiteboy discovered flat earth theory videos and thinks he’s the new Galileo.
Every aviators baseball hat goatee whiteboy discovered flat earth theory videos and thinks he’s the new Galileo.
It isn’t the hidden menu at in and out, it’s global viral epidemiology, Chad, maybe just eat your fries animal style and listen to the smart people and shut the fuck up, you haven’t discovered a new truth you’re just experiencing gas.
You aren’t Leonardo Da Vinci, Bryce. You run marketing for your dad’s landscaping company. You haven’t thought of something that Dr. Fauci hasn’t. Consider getting stuck underneath something heavy for a few months.
Reality doesn’t need each individual Husband Father Christian American Patriot’s review and sign off before it can be real, and whenever any of them act like it does, we should all join with reality in laughing at them as merrily as we can.
“I’ve done my own careful research and I’ve decided that the authorities and experts who dedicated their lives to the study of the topic are completely right and should be trusted more than me, a mall cop whose ex-wife fears him,” is something that nobody ever says.
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